Transmigrated Into a Cultivation World? Good Thing I Can Read Minds! [Xianxia Parody]

Cultivate the Dao of Shamelessness. Ascend to the Heavens. Transmigrated into a world full of immortal-seeking, drug-addicted cultivators with a broken dantian, Feng Fan discovers his unique cheat: Mind-reading. Armed with said cheat, a sentient brick, and the knowledge of countless xianxia plots burned into his mind, he’s determined to reach immortality. With his brain long fried by brain-rot plots, no young master or ancient clan can stop his rise. What to expect: - Bawdy humor. - Actual Daoist knowledge (mixed with bawdy humor) - Shameless, unhinged MC who doesn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal to achieve his goals. - Young masters, who need facial reconstruction, in abundance - Honey-trap jade beauties. - Elders to slap, and ancient clans to set on fire. - No harem. - The most edgy of the edgelords (Little Brick has 12 edges). - This is a parody of brain-rot cultivation novels.Turn off your brain and enjoy the ride. - Sect Building (much later in the story) Average Chapter Length: 2,000 ~ 2,200 Words Release Schedule: 3x chapter/week. Discord Server Patreon Cover by Duy Phan