HeHeHe: Fallen One

Good help is hard to find. Mac is flattered when a multi-national, cross-time corporation offers him a job in his hour of need.  It loses its allure when their relentless HR refuses to take, “no” for an answer.  Having survived an extended internship with an uncaring meatgrinder Mac has proved he’s a step up from your average mook.  That makes him leadership material and qualified for “advanced training” delivered straight from the corporate executives. Further complications include an angry mechanic and the hostile AI she vengefully installs in Mac’s battle suit, a safety instructor who only sweats the small stuff, and a shark tank in the “cutting edge” childcare facility.  The door is locked, so none of the children will accidentally hurt the shark. Mac won’t have to go it alone.  A luckless troll and a vampire that spends far too much time hanging around his neck lend support as they learn the ropes together.  At least the food is to die for, when he’s not having to dodge it. What to expect: ☑Slow build relationships with a large cast of misfit characters that grows over time. ☑Situation and character driven humor ☑Clean language and laughs ☑Comedic romantic subplot ☑Zombies (some in less debt than others), vampires and other fantastical races ☑Edge of  tomorrow setting in an alternate world ☑An AI that should never have escaped the lab once, let alone twice. ☑There are no shapeshifting dragons, werewolves, or ghosts that inhabit computers. They’re not real. ☑Ideally shelved between Douglass Adams and Sir Terry Pratchett *No AI was used in the making of this story.  Miss Windsor would not tolerate that kind of thing.  We're not telling her about the cover art. Updates every Monday and Thursday Copyright 2026 Starting APRIL 6th: ARC II HeHeHe:Fallen in L.O.V.E. Only villains have harems. Mac is sent to assist the newly acquiredLovingOrder ofViolentEnforcement magical girl agency in restoring profitability and morale. The desperate situation leads to accepting a dangerous contract to remove an intrenched band of harem cultivating oninoko from a leading battle suit academy before they can destroy it. Thanks to a project management error and a desperate headmaster, Guidance Counselor Mac soon finds himself mentoring a group of overzealous teenagers and potential HeHeHe recruits. It's not exactly his wheelhouse, but he knows how to be a dad. Natalia, Safety Ed, Tiera, Amethyst, Joe, and a rich corporate heiress with a price on her head return to help Mac save the merger, the academy, and each other’s lives. What to Expect: ☑Comedic urban fantasy set on the edge of tomorrow ☑A wider cast of highly developed characters ☑An emotional range of highs and lows ☑Magical girls, vampires, catgirls, kobolds, and teenagers ☑Plenty of gritty action ☑Comedic romantic subplots(I pointed out teenagers above, didn't I?  What did you expect?) ☑The band of five... as villains ☑Akari ☑Uncomfortably shelved between Sir Terry Pratchett and Madoka Magica ♥ UPDATES MONDAY AND THURSDAY ♥