The Errant Scribe [Dark Comedy, Strategy, Sci-Fi Fantasy]
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Description
The universe is governed by the Scriptorium, an institution outside time and space entrusted with the power to write new worlds into existence and to edit what doesn't seem to be going as fated. Cassian Quilljack knows this because he used to be a scribe there. Then he got demoted to field editor, which is a glamorous title meaning “go fix reality somewhere horrible and try not to die.” His tool is red ink, the only thing that can rewrite existence quickly enough to matter. But red ink only comes from one place: space dragon blood. So, the Scriptorium does what any moral bureaucracy would do. It lures dragons out of their meteor den, lets cosmic radiation kill them, harvests the blood, and calls it “necessary.” Until the year the dragons stop coming out. Cassian gets sent. Because he’s expendable.He makes one edit. Because he’s Cassian.And the universe reacts the way it always does to bureaucracy: it completely breaks in the funniest possible way.Will he fix the mess he started? Chapters are paused until the editor finishes the book and I revise. (I'm currently writing book 2 of Shatterpoint.) _____________________________What to expect:-Cosmic bureaucracy-Space dragons-Portal hops, timeline weirdness, and causality rules that bite back-A smart, arrogant protagonist who keeps making everything worse-Comedy with teeth, plus occasional existential dread-Fast pacing and frequent cliffhangers ____________Who is this story for?If you enjoy smart protagonists, space, time-travel, multiple realities, or reading Douglas Adams’The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxyor Terry Pratchett’s playful writing style, this story is for you. Give it a try.
Information
- Status
- Ongoing
- Year
- 2026
- Author
- D.P. Gurbalov
Chapters(26 total)
- ANNOUNCEMENT: New LitRPG Novel Finished -> Start ReadingMar 20, 2026
- Chapter 25: Sultan and Belly DancersFeb 3, 2026
- Chapter 24: Street OperaFeb 1, 2026
- Chapter 23: No ink, Just WaterJan 31, 2026
- Chapter 22: Coins and JewelsJan 30, 2026
- Chapter 21: Is Reality a 90s Video Game?Jan 29, 2026
- Chapter 20: We Dragons Share ConsciousnessJan 28, 2026
- Chapter 19: Cassandra QuilljackJan 27, 2026
- Chapter 18: Quilljack, QuilljackJan 26, 2026
- Chapter 17: A bad LiarJan 25, 2026
- Chapter 16: Base RealityJan 24, 2026
- Chapter 15: A Draft DimensionJan 23, 2026
- Chapter 14: The OathbreakerJan 22, 2026
- Chapter 13: May I see Your Identification?Jan 21, 2026
- Chapter 12: Is This my Reality?Jan 20, 2026
- Chapter 11: How to tell if Someone is Lying?Jan 19, 2026
- Chapter 10: The Temple Where it all StartedJan 18, 2026
- Chapter 9: Fireplace ConversationsJan 17, 2026
- Chapter 8: The Big RevealJan 16, 2026
- Chapter 7: The Grand ArchitectJan 15, 2026
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