My Scumbag System
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Let's be honest. You've read this story before.
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it.
Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke.
My "cheat" is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful.
First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine.
This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming.
Welcome to the hunt.
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ADDITIONAL Tags:
No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
Information
- Status
- Ongoing
- Year
- 2025
- Author
- Rikisari
- Followers
- 0
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Chapters(428 total)
- A Scumbag's Guide to Post-Conquest Aftercare0Nov 3, 2025
- Family, Treason, and a Side of Lettuce0Nov 3, 2025
- How to Weaponize Love and Break Your Mother's Heart in Three Easy Steps0Nov 3, 2025
- Regarding the New Terms and Conditions of My Family0Nov 3, 2025
- How to Manage a Harem in the Back of a Limo0Nov 3, 2025
- The Stray Dogs Find Their Kennel, and It's a Badass Mansion0Nov 3, 2025
- The First Rule of Onyx House is You Don't Annoy the TA with the Eyepatch0Nov 3, 2025
- Roll Call of the Damned, the Weird, and the Annoying0Nov 3, 2025
- I'm Not Here to Make Friends, I'm Here to Be Your King0Dec 3, 2025
- The Stray Dog Meets Five Queens, and None of Them Want to Bow0Dec 3, 2025
- How to Win a Fight Without Throwing a Punch (It Really Pisses People Off)0Dec 3, 2025
- My Queen Disapproves of My Supervillain Monologue0Dec 3, 2025
- The Maillard Reaction Has Never Been So Abused0Dec 3, 2025
- My Rich Classmate Solved (Our) World Hunger0Dec 3, 2025
- The Onyx Hounds' First Supper (Is Pizza, Thank God)0Dec 3, 2025
- Let the Games Begin0Dec 3, 2025
- My Team is Three of the Seven Deadly Sins0Dec 3, 2025
- An In-Depth Analysis of Three Very Different Management Styles0Dec 3, 2025
- The Stray Dog Flips the Monopoly Board (Metaphorically)0Dec 3, 2025
- Capitalism is the Best Foreplay0Dec 3, 2025
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